tomhardyvariations:

Tommy Hardy and loyal companion/PA Woody (HQ)

On the set of Legend | 14 July 2014 | London

Me writing smut

  • Me: Cock...................
  • Me: ... er spaniel. sweet jesus I can't do this
We’ve destroyed 90% of the fishes. Coral reefs in the entire planet will be gone in 20 years. That’s an irreversible situation. That’s the first major collapse of an ecosystem on the planet. People are really ecologically stupid. We don’t realize that if we just wipe out a couple of species here, we’re gone.
— Paul Watson (via noshoes-noworries)

the-morning-and-the-evening-star:

allsnargents:

"Do you have to be so vulgar about men, like they’re pieces of meat?"

I HAVE WAITED SO LONG FOR THIS GIF SET


they call me…

they call me…

sarahseemssilly:

theycallmethemoose:

everkings:

gildatheplant:

pragtastic:

fifty-shades-of-gandalf-the-grey:

leomoriat:

poesdaughter:

Or, y’know, that thing called “Passover.”

Or the whole thing with Noah’s Ark where he killed off everything in the world except Noah and his family, and two of every animal. Y’know, no big deal. Just millions of people.

90% of the Old Testament is about God killing people in temper tantrums

Are we not going to mention Jesus?

Nailed it.

*wheeze* 

Oh my god.

Nailed it.

sarahseemssilly:

theycallmethemoose:

everkings:

gildatheplant:

pragtastic:

fifty-shades-of-gandalf-the-grey:

leomoriat:

poesdaughter:

Or, y’know, that thing called “Passover.”

Or the whole thing with Noah’s Ark where he killed off everything in the world except Noah and his family, and two of every animal. Y’know, no big deal. Just millions of people.

90% of the Old Testament is about God killing people in temper tantrums

Are we not going to mention Jesus?

Nailed it.

*wheeze* 

Oh my god.

Nailed it.

sublimesublemon:

jerkidiot:

one of my friends went up to my portuguese dad and asked “you’re portuguese right?” and he said “no im portugoose there is only one of me” and I started crying

swarnpert:

you know those guys that are hot but theyre kind of like. too hot so you dont really think theyre that hot

bunburyknowles:

get to know me meme: favourite movies [1/5]

the lookout - 2007; whoever has the money has the power

legfruit:

*walks into meeting* *dramatically slams hello kitty briefcase on desk*

5 Lolitas
Lana Del Rey — PLAYED 947,079 TIMES

bromancing-the-stone:

andyrockcandy:

Lana Del Rey - 5 Lolitas (What happens when you layer all four demos and the album version)

This is so sick.

This sounds like it should be a Bond song.

chinjiikari:

walking to the side of pokemon trainers and talking to them first so you feel in control