shutupaubrey:

it’s kinda fucked up that funerals cost so much like not only is your loved one dead but now you’re in debt 

How I clean my room:

god-tiermeulin:

•start at one corner
•find something from 5 years ago and stare at it nostalgically for 10 hours
•go to bed

femmeandfae:

Ok so I’m contemplating turning down a threesome because I haven’t yet met my body goals and the other girl is a stunner….I’m adding threesomes to my reasons to continue losing weight

i feel this on so many levels

emir-dynamite:

sharkchunks:

iandsharman:

notahoe:

my type of public transportation 

“Why were you late in today?”
“Oh, I got tied up on the subway…”

I was always 50/50 on whether to reblog this but the last comment pushed it to like 95/5 in favor.

"What’s our stop?"
"You’ll get off when I tell you to."

SUBway

emir-dynamite:

sharkchunks:

iandsharman:

notahoe:

my type of public transportation 

“Why were you late in today?”

“Oh, I got tied up on the subway…”

I was always 50/50 on whether to reblog this but the last comment pushed it to like 95/5 in favor.

"What’s our stop?"

"You’ll get off when I tell you to."

SUBway

I’m not as sexually frustrated as you fuck I am.

I mean, I’m not as sexually frustrated as you fuck me please.

I mean, fuck me.

I mean, I’m not as sexually frustrated as you think I want sex.

ileftmyheartindixie:

Remember when Never Have I Ever games used to be like “never have I ever had sex *giggle*”

Now it’s like “never have I ever had a six person orgy in a broom closet” and people are all like “crap, I’m out.”

danisnotonfire:

boundtobeforgotten:

danisnotonfire:

The latest ‘reason why Dan’s a fail’ that ruins my life - I mumble.

I feel like this video was both highly relatable and uncomfortably sexual at the same time.

my work here is done

for someone who enjoys violating british men, i feel rather violated myself :(

burgrs:

my mom is telling me “get a good job” but my heart is telling me “marry rich”

im going through my 812 pages of ‘loved’ posts because im bored and wanna clean my tumblr a bit and you can just see how lost i got over the years ive been on here

literally went from dir en grey to black butler to yaoi to hardcore gay porn to more gay porn to bdsm, back to gay porn, then tom hardy strutted along, inception mayhem, morrissey and now im just a mess and dont even know how to describe my blog anymore